what if death is just level 2
Sometimes I just wish I could drink my coffee in private
“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“
“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“
THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD
idea for invention: computer keyboard that capitalizes letter based off how hard you hit the key
I still can’t get over the fact this is a sculpture on the floor and not a car submerged in milk
why do exclamation points make everything sound so happy!!
last night someone broke into my house and murdered my entire family!!
so my roommate often talks in his sleep
normally it’s just things in spanish, or gibberish, or fragments of sentences
but tonight his true colors came out and i hear him say excitedly
"Yeah guys, and now it’s time to Bedazzle everything.”